I’m on vacation. You think I’m going to write a post while I’m on vacation? Dream on. In fact, I’m publishing this while I’m on vacation. Wow, magic. How the hell did I do that? You think I’m going to tell you? Dream on.
First, a GOYA note. I’m extending GOYA Month because it’s my thing and I can do whatever I want with it. And also, my new course debuts on July 15th, and that would be a good capper. You could get off your ass and buy it. So we’ll end GOYA month then.
With that in mind, check out IttyBiz and read my latest post. I’m writing this in advance and Naomi hasn’t posted it yet, so there’s no guarantee she’ll have it up by the time this runs. If not, keep an eye out. It’s called “Stop with the martyr shit.” That’s a great GOYA post, about how most people actually think money is bad. You NEED to read it if you’re GOYAing.
Next, I have nothing else really to offer you yet again. And now I’m on vacation. I’m not even here. I’m totally being cool even by putting anything out, but that’s the kind of guy I am. I roll with it. Like Steve Winwood. Whatever happened to him, anyway?
Anyway, next week or the week after, I’ll try to catch back up now that my new awesome course, “Make the Internet Your Bitch,” is in the hands of the beta testers and hence finished with most of the hard stuff for me. Maybe I’ll actually send my newsletter out. That would be nice.
Anyway, in the meantime, enjoy the latest video. In this one, I’ll tell you what “Make the Internet Your Bitch” actually is. Dig it.
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Johnny Truant is a writer and
humorist who lives in Ohio with
his wife and two children. His
mission in life is to be happy,
have fun, and laugh as much as
possible. When it dawned on him
that ninety percent of all
newsmedia has as its mission to
keep people as unhappy and
frightened as possible, he
launched this website.